Seq-Preq-Prolouge: Another Studio Summer

Yep, so it's like X-Men, but younger. I mean everyone has had a second hangover, or even a third (oh, but the possibilities are endless!).Maybe the kids would like another superhero movie, another crowd-pleasing buffer - it's the perfect distraction. People are tired of "art films" anyway, and they never really make any money. Take Paramount Vantage as the prime example - whoever thought distributing 2007's best pictures would keep you afloat? Shoot, not this guy.

Or, maybe I really want to see Tree of Life, and because you won't wide-release it on a scale that matches Thor, I have to wait an eon to even catch a glimpse. Maybe I'm tired of watching you nepotists and soul-salesmen make money on old ideas and propoganda - don't you see the rest of us moving forward?

But I guess being critical is all we can really do - I mean it's not like there's a free and open platform for distributing content (hah, what a crazy dream!), that allows you build a specific and targeted audience that (given the quality of your content) will sustain you enought to live and continue to create. I mean it's not like that exists...

So I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the pre-made cake, because honestly who wants to go through the trouble of actually doing anything? I read comic books too - I know who Thor is! And when Avatar 2 hits the screens you can bet I'll be there with my 3D glasses already on (I saved them from Drive Angry).

Besides, isn't the world ending anyway?

But let's turn away from those heavy subjects and concentrate on something a little more fun. I always knew I was going to be able to say "I knew Mattie when," but I didn't expect her to get famous this fast! You'd be doing the world a disservace if you learned how to draw sandy cheeks from anyone else - and her makeup videos are pretty awesome too. Come back soon Mattie - we'll miss you!

Oh, and I forgot some of the coolest news - shout out to @matematicario for submitting the first response (all the way from Brazil - freakin' awesome:

And the original video for all you who think there's a different answer ;)

Peace.